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kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

lesbian-pixie:

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"your wings are too big"

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

pweezus:

screaming so loud when sugar were going down comes on the radio that it becomes 2005 again

tastefullyoffensive:

[mictwitty]