tis the season
literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone
i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep
I still want you to flirt with me.
|—||A novel written by me. (via lovequotesrus)|
Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
i fucking hated those things
Found the asexual
|—||meticulousBlues. (via yoursixwordstory)|
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.
And look at that fucking majestic mustache.
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick